You know what’s fancy? Anything involving the word “crystal”.

OPI knows this, because they’ve jumped on the crystal nail file train…er, um…I mean, they’ve procured a rather dubious idea me-lady (there, much fancier).

But not only do these crystal nail files of theirs put off an air of high tea and lace, they also last for.ev.ver.

At least the crystal nail file I’ve been using for almost a year now (and that’s using once a week, every week of 2011) is still going strong (and, might I add, it’s only about 2 inches long-that’s impressive!).

Meaning these bad boys…Oops…Meaning, these kind chaps will do the end of your mandibles good for a long, long time.

I believe Trade Secret is selling them for around $15 (maybe cheaper) and when you add up all the frustration and extra time spent looking and buying cheapo nail files these are worth a lot more than that (but don’t tell OPI!).

I highly recommend them, and even to myself as it’s on my list of things to buy (having more than one everywhere I go is what I’m aiming for).

Get one yourself, then stick that well-rounded pinky in the air once you do!