You’re Mother’s so Fat…

You know you’re in the middle of summer when you open the door at 11:00pm and the outside air slaps you in the face like you just talked bad about its mother.

Honestly, I’m already dreaming about fall, but that’s no surprise, I dream about fall in the middle of fall.

But we’ve still got some summer to enjoy and that means swimming and swimming means suits, and suits mean bikini line.

If you are a shaver I’ve got two tips for you (waxer’s- you’re on your own, and more power to you)…
1. Shave everytime you shower. That old wives tale about how if you stop shaving the hair will grow back worse, is a load of crock, it actually helps if you shave more often.

2. Wait till the end of the shower so that your skin is completely ready and the hair has had time to soften. You’ll get more done that way.

Ok, awkward subject over, come back tomorrow for sales broken down month by month. Trust me, you’ll want to read that.

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