Literally Up My Nose

Things I’d rather do than hear a woman say she bought something because “everyone else is wearing it”
1. Write out the letter A section of the dictionary with my right hand.
2. Sprinkle grass onto my spaghetti and eat it.
3. Lick a cork board from top to bottom.
4. Stick a pencil up my nose.
5. Light my carpet on fire.

Wow, you’re thinking, “that’s hard core.” Well, folks it’s a small glimpse into how much I’m against being a slave to fashion.

Just because it’s “in style” and just because “everyone else is wearing it” doesn’t mean it’s right for you. I don’t care if the President himself declared it national coolots day-if you don’t like it, don’t you wear it!

The greatest thing a woman can do to make herself attractive is to put on some confidence, and you can’t be confident when you wear something you don’t quite feel comfortable in.

This season, buy things because you like them. Now if you happen to like what’s trendy then so be it, what I’m saying is, don’t make an items “trendiness” your primary reason for your purchase. Make “do I love it, and feel like I can take on the world in it?” your primary reason. Well, that and “I don’t look like a hoe bag.”

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