There are ugly Christmas sweater parties and I really want to have one.

I also want to know what current article of clothing might be turned into a party punch line…hmm

If you don’t want to be turned into a party punch line yet still want to look festive, a good way to do that is by not going with the traditional red and green.

Maybe opt for a dark green or a more burgundy red. That way you can’t be pulled over by the festive police but you also couldn’t find a spot on the Griswold’s front yard and blend in.

Merry Christmas!