A lot of people promise that fail safe beauty secret-they’re lying. I’ve got it.

I’m about to bring you a secret that’s been tested and tried by real women, scientists, writers, actors-the whole gamut. It’s a trick they all love and swear by and you will too once you try it.

Remember when you were little and would play house outside making mud pies for your family to eat? Turns out those pies, if actually eaten by a family that was not invisible, would have made them look and feel younger than ever before.

A recent study discovered that the nutrients found in soil that helps plants grow, compounded with the vital vitamins plants leave behind as they flourish is extremely good for the human body.  Digesting the soil and water combination allows for those nutrients to penetrate quickly giving your skin and hair a booster shot of beauty.

Want to grow bigger boobs? It might sound absurd, but scientists also decided to take a look at what Miracle Grow could do for the human body and it turns out big tomatoes isn’t the only thing they’ll be calling you.

Apparently as children we had it right, and if you ever tried to eat that mud pie you made, then you’ve got a jump on us all.  I just hope they don’t taste as bad as they look.

Here goes nothing…

Happy April Fools everyone :)